Cool way to look Wise: Goatee!!!

Greetings, fellow readers. I've been observing some of those cool wise guys from movies. Look at the pictures at this post to have an idea of what I am talking about. Well, all of them possess a goatee. Now, there is a major understanding on the meaning of a goatie. According to dictionaries, a goatee is: a small pointed or tufted beard on a man's chin. When people read small they believe it is actually small in length and then consider the wise man's goatee( a facial hair style) a beard! Can you beleive it?! It is absurd. A goatee is a gift only the wise possess. Goatees may be long in length, not in width. Pedro and I came to the conclusion that men of goatees are chancellours and the best advisors to those who seek help from itellectuals. If you have any issue, all you need to do is find one of these man(like seen in the pictures) and ask for their help. Do not be afraid if they take a long time to respond, for they are men deep in thought where any missued word may lead to a misapprehension. They can be found anywhere, such as the streets, fields, mountains, plains,etc. Another thing we found out, is that the wiser you are the longer your goatee. Pedro and I are still seeking wisdom and experience, for now our goatees are almost invisible to the eye. Anyways, you may find us during a day after school observing the view from the bar while scratching our little goatees. That is one more characteristic from the wise. While they sit deep in thought looking to the distant horizon, they scratch their goatees. I wish someday I can have such a gift.